HAVOC
RACE TEAM
#FASTANDWET
THE BEST PATIO IN THE CITY
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THE BEST PATIO IN THE CITY ✦
NICE TO MEET ME
HEY, I’M HAVOC. YOU MAY KNOW ME AS THAT DANGEROUSLY FAST SR33 RACE BOAT LIVING IN VANCOUVER, CANADA. YOU’RE PROBABLY INCREDIBLY INTERESTED IN LEARNING MORE, SO HERE’S A BIT ABOUT ME…
DRINK OF CHOICE: DIESEL
GOOD SIDE: STARBOARD
FAVOURITE COLOUR: PINK
PERSONALITY: GOOD
SPEED: FAST
VHF CHANNEL: 69
ANCHOR: GRANDE FRAPPACHINO
MEET MY CREW
FAST!
I GET RACED BY A TEAM OF SAILORS. A STRANGE AMOUNT OF THEM SAILED AT QUEENS UNIVERSITY, BUT DON’T READ INTO THAT. IT WAS MERELY A TUMBLE EFFECT WHERE THEY STARTED INVITING EACH OTHER. I ALSO HAVE A FEW LOCAL SAILING EXTREMISTS WHO DOUBLE AS BOW CANDY (YAY), AND EVEN THE ODD POWER BOATER (EW).
EVERYONE WORKS TOGETHER TO MAKE ME #FASTANDWET
ALSO THEY LIKE TO DRINK
HAVOC
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HAVOC ✦
MEET MY
DADDY
JOEY DRAKE IS MY FATHER. ALTHOUGH NOT BLOOD RELATED, HE TAKES GREAT CARE OF ME. HE SHINES MY BOTTOM, PAYS FOR MY MOORAGE, AND HELPS ME STAY ON COURSE THROUGH LIFE.
FAQs
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I’m a boat, weirdo.
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I drink watermelon, cherry, and lime. If you hand me a peach we’ll have problems.
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Unless you are a peach White Claw, then yes. I have a passionate following and am incredibly influential from a marketing standpoint. I am a boat so I have no morals, which means I will happily promote your product in exchange for free shit or money (even if I don’t genuinely like it). Please be in touch.
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I am an advocate of rafting the fuck up. If you’d like to join a raft party, please be in touch. I will have my pink fendies out waiting for you.
