MY ROSTER

Founded/created the Queens Sailing Team when the university discovered the lake. Over the coming years, she lead the young students to national and world dinghy regatta championship titles before becoming bored by lake sailing. She decided she wanted something more challenging. Tina B turned down job offers from America’s Cup and SailGP teams cuz they weren’t slay enough, and instead took her aggressive dinghy tactics to BC and accepted a role on Havoc as Chief Start-Pin Demolisher and Melges-Fouler. Also likes smooth Jazz.

An advocate for Power Boater’s rights, team Havoc first adopted Wilbz under an outreach program to those afflicted by Fenders Out Syndrome. Soon they realized that she was so much more than a simple 50’ yacht parking expert, but also a sparkling personality that won her the Havoc 2023 Champagne award. Wilby has a knack for keeping Havoc spirits high, even when the evil ORC Overlords come along on their flying brooms to give all the races to the J-Boats.

We’re not sure where we found Kyle. There are theories that Joey found him in the bilge when he bought the boat, but the most likely scenario is: *ERROR - Plz read K-pop’s bio*

No, he’s not dating Gabby. They both just really like boats. Stop asking

Boat Daddy

Our illest and chillest sailor, Meggy hails from a small village in South Africa probably. After sailing to Canada the long way around on her grandma’s boat, she ran into the Havoc crew celebrating a win (probably) at the Round Bowen Yacht Race. Everyone passed the vibe test, so she starting crushing every position we could throw at her. Perpetually tan somehow, Meggy continues to slay every day and redefines sailing fashion with her fisherman chic foulies from 1974.

Havoc’s most competitive sailor in spirit, you’ll definitely feel taken to court as he passes you. Don’t try anything objectionable on the start line, he’ll impeach your tactics and send you right to jail. No one can charge G-spot of acquitting in a race either, he’s in it until the final verdict. To him, losing a race is a capital offense.

Most famous for his role in inventing the Kinky Pinky, a world famous drink in the sailing community that is exclusively available to the Havoc crew, K-Pop’s real passions are keeping masts in boats and erasing any doubt as to when he is ready to tack. Naturally, he was drawn to Havoc’s beautiful and classic running backstays. As much as we keep trying to bring the rig down by crash tacking and too much sail area, K-Pop’s steadfast devotion to spars remaining vertical has proved undefeatable. Legend has it you can hear his British accent shouting “READY” from the comfort of his own home.

In the rugged wilderness of the British Columbia Mountains, a tight-knit group of backcountry skiers embarked on an exhilarating adventure, seeking the thrill of untouched powder and breathtaking vistas. Led by seasoned outdoorsmen and women, they ventured deep into the untamed terrain, their spirits high and their camaraderie unbreakable.

But as the sun dipped behind the jagged peaks, casting long shadows over the snow-covered landscape, disaster struck. A sudden whiteout obscured their path, disorienting the skiers and sending them careening off course. Lost amidst the unforgiving wilderness, with darkness closing in, their situation grew dire.

Just when hope seemed all but lost, a wondrous sight appeared before them: a radiant woman, ethereal and otherworldly, standing amidst the swirling snowflakes. With grace and poise, she approached the weary travelers, her presence exuding an aura of tranquility and magic.

As if guided by an unseen force, the skiers followed her through the winding forest, their hearts filled with both awe and trepidation. Yet their fears melted away when they stumbled upon a clearing aglow with soft light, where the mythical woman revealed her unexpected gift: a meticulously arranged charcuterie board, laden with an abundance of savory meats, artisan cheeses, and delectable accompaniments.

Gathering around the feast, the skiers shared stories and laughter, their spirits lifted by the warmth of camaraderie and the nourishment of the bountiful spread. And as the night wore on, they found themselves not only rescued from the perils of the wilderness but also enchanted by the mystical encounter that had brought them together with the beautiful guardian of the mountains.

As it turned out, those young adventurers were none other than the Havoc sailing crew, who begged the fabled woman to sail with them. Gabby was like, “Sure”.

This is the story of a man salvaged, near death, from the ocean by an Italian fishing boat. When he recuperates, the man suffers from total amnesia, without identity or background... except for a range of extraordinary talents in fighting, linguistic skills and self-defense that speak of a dangerous past. He sets out on a desperate search-assisted by the initially rebellious Team Havoc - to discover who he really is, and why he's being lethally pursued by assassins.

TL:DR we think he’s a spy

Ni**le arrived in the 2024 season from ******* and had an immediate impact on the team. As an avid **** *** supporter, she spends a lot of time ****ing a lot of *******. Ni**le spent many years in ********** and was known there for her skills in ******* and *******. This earned her the **** ****** award. She trims ****sail and k*te.